i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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