According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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