I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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