Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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