You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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