If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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