google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
time to smoke my breakfast
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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