READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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