This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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