Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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