The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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