'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I want to be your penis for a week.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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