There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize