Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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