yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Naked. naked and bneed help.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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