we made out on top of his cat.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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