Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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