"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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