You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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