I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
high people should be assigned attendants
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think people are normalizing furries
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
