Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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