it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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