Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
