lets start a swedish sibling band together
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
