Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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