I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
