I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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