She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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