she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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