Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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