We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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