gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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