A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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