i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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