Christians are straight up FREAKS
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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