No, you can still breathe under the balls.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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