I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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