therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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