Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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