I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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