no, he came in my armpit
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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