Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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