Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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