You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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