I think my vagina is haunted
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
You smell like stripper and shame
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
honey bunches of taint.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He did a backflip because drugs
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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