i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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