Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test