When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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