he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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