You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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