Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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