I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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