Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Verdict: uncircumcised.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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