i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
