I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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