Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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