Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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